quoteable quotes

ok so finally here are the ones that made it down onto paper during this summer's craziness...i hope i managed to find them all...there were some really good ones...i just dont know if i found them all....anyhoo!

"i'm gonna go cuddle with timmy cause if nobody cuddles with him he's gonna be cranky all day."

"its like if you were scared of death and you lived across from the cemetary"

"...and we'll just end up back in the bedroom"

"...you better come sleep with me tonight dude!"

"...its just a flesh wound..."

"...mom? im 26 years old and i got lost at the arboretum...i mean like LOST!"

"...when you're taking a potty break...dont take a poop."

"if i wasnt a christian i think id be a stripper!"

*sprinkle* "...wow i didnt think i had that much sand in my pants!"

"L-E-M-O-N-A-D-E-E J-U-I-C-E!!!!!!!!!"

"look at how freakin huge that robin is!!!! i mean he's just fat!"

"do you have any good stories about nelson? ...well no...not dirt...just good stories, you know not too embarrassing..."

"relative theory"

"you smell good...i want to eat that smell!"

"you know i dont feel safe around you guys anymore cause my balls still hurt!"

"...you should shave everyday...oooh look! you have a little butt chin!"

"chips are MADE from corn!"

"timmy that's not for eating!" .... "i know but it just smells so good!"

"bunny fur!" .... "did you make a wish?" .... "waht? on bunny fur?" .... "wait what?"

"god just slapped you in the face with a blessing and you're already complaining!"

"...wait you what? why didnt i know about this?"

"ah the pony hair strikes again!"

"I....HATE....ANTS!!!!!!!"

"...i ended up saying whore in front of my small group!!!!!!...and then one kid pipes up ...whats a whore?!"

"...i just thought the robber was in a hurry...why else would you only take one shoe?"

"man i hate that robber...he took my shoe!"

"oooh they all match disney princesses! oooh pretty pretty princesses!"

"...you are such a ______ (fill in with d, i, s, or c to suit)!"

"you just dont want to play battleship anymore cause last time we kicked your ass!"

"look we have matching headbands!" ...."timmy go get your shirt!"

"happy trails to you!...psst...why arent they LEAVING?!!!"

"a human pinata? do you have photos?"

"...and then he told me that i hit like a 3rd grade girl so then i really opened up and hit him...he didnt like that much...but i enjoyed it...is that a sin?"

"who took my mattress?...whudda mean its a game of hide and seek?!"

"i spent two hours laughing in an emergency room only to find out that my hand ISNT broken and instead i get to pay $100 for an ace bandage? whoo hoo!"

"she smelled sooo good...not like spit up and diper cream...but like baby!"

"interns dont have to say good bye!...they just have to say see ya in colorado!"


soo on that note...

see ya in colorado and thanks 2006 LTP interns for such a fantabulous summer! reach for the stars and simply...DO IT!!!!!