typical me

ok so here is a typical exchange between me and the world...today it happened to be me and a co-worker.

me thinking im being quite the smart ass: "i hope you were done talking to john cause he sure did just walk away from you...and i hope you were still talking to him cause i didnt hear a word you just said"

my co-worker: (still mumbling indistinguishables) ...

me: "what?!"

my co-worker: "i was talking to the lady"

me: "huh?" (knowing full well that there was no lady in sight)

my co-worker: "i was talking to you...you're the only lady in here right now"

me: (still thrown by having been called a lady especially as sincere as he was actually being) i die of laughter and embarassment and utter a very quick "im fine...how are you"


yeah leave it to me to not only miss what was being said because i was in my own little world but that i also have yet to come to terms with the fact that some (mainly those who DONT know me well) actually consider me to be a lady...

now before y'all start huffin and puffin no im not putting myself down...in my glossary of terms a lady is one that is prim and proper and typically refined...all things that i am not...i have come to terms with that...you should too.
:)


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side note: that same afore-mentioned co-worker later called me sweet cheeks which up til now i thought nothing of the term but tonight realized that some might actually not be refering to my face when uttering that...it made me question a lot of people...but it also made me laugh.
:)