pot? no, no pot here...well i dont think...
ok so today i went to work made next to nothing, went home tried to take a nap cause i was so tired...failed at that and then finally ended up over at jonya's house (beautiful house...thanks again jonya!) now mind you by the time i got over there most everyone else had left...only a couple people remained...to try to keep things summed up and short here is what i learned...playing speed scrabble and scrabble taught me that yes i am still the world's worst speller...but at least i dont cheat and use spanish words like darrell does. tony and darrell think that all girls do when they are together is talk make up and hair and clothes etc. .... um hate to tell it to you guys but i burp, fart, and tell more poop jokes when its just the girls than i ever do with you around! more that i learned...tony thinks heartland should have some more sport leauges such as baseball or football and has decided that we should have a name for our players..."we dont want to be the heartland little jesus's so maybe we could be the heartland devils! or wait how bout the heartland farmers...yeah..."
go little jeseus's go! and the best part...finding out that darrell is completely and utterly clueless when it comes to grocery shopping...ok so he got it in his head that he wanted banana pudding...so calls to tell me so...i explain to him that someone would be happy to make it for him but he has to find a recipie and purchase all the ingrediants (see cant spell) so he comes into jonya's kitchen laughing, wheezing, and stating that he hopes he got the right kind of sugar cause he doesnt know what separated sugar is...(the recipie or excuse me as darrell called it the menu...called for sugar to be separated...basically you put part of it in and then later add the rest) so at this lisa busts out laughing and im following shortly later after hearing darrell explain that he and tony ate two of the bananas "because the menu called for five, not seven" to which amy replies "so are you guys high? cause you're getting cravings and you're coughing"...(we had no more than two minutes earlier been talking about pot) to which i replied to darrell "well why didnt you just leave those two at the store?" and darrell goes "what? you mean they sell them by the banana?" and me being the smart ass "um...yeah! they sell them by the pound didnt you see the sign?"
so needless to say darrell doesnt do grocery stores but jonya makes a really mean banana pudding...man that was good! so that is the short jist of it...oooh and i won scrabble too! despite my spelling handicap. :D
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