quotable quotes

since i still havent figured out how to put these on the side i decided i have too many to just not post em...so instead here there are...there are from the last week or so...

"but a chocolate martini isnt a froo froo drink!"

"i think you broke my face!"

i got your back....
and i got your front!

"i ride the helmet on god's ....errr no...i WEAR the helmet on god's special bus"

"...as long as i can keep feeding your rabbit grass"

"no i dont want an ice cube...it wont fit!...it tastes like burning!"

"women are like warm, sweet syrup, yeah..."

"i do NOT want to be batman...i want to be superman, and he can be super jr."

"but i dont pay a gas bill so i cant HAVE gas!"

"no, i do NOT like your teabag!!!"

"i cant believe you slept through the war!"

"look! my head looks five times as big as yours! oh wow...you can really take that the wrong way!"

"hey! that's better than grilled cheese sandwhiches!"

"you are in timeout!"...."did you know that when i was little my parents took away my chair at the dinner table cause i wouldnt sit in it right?"..."WHAT!!!?!!!"