free isnt always free

ok so amy calls and the plan is to go shopping, but before hand we decide to eat at amy's work and help them out by finishing up the leftovers from the day before's boxed lunch sent from jason's deli....yes it was free food...i know what you are thinking...great! you get a sandwhich, a pickle, chips and a cookie...yum...well....free food isnt always free...sometimes there is a cost it just isnt money. yeah well dont know how or why or any of the particulars but i do know the turkey wasnt ok...how do i know this you ask? well let me tell you after we get done watching the movie elf at jordanne's apartment amy states she doesnt feel well and that she is going to go home...well seeing as how i got only 4 hours of sleep last night i decide i should go to (besides amy was my ride) well we get ready to turn out of the apartment complex and she says...i dunno i think im gonna puke...so i say...well if your gonna do it then do it and then maybe youll feel better...well boys and girls...she did and it was not a very pretty sound...nor was it just once...BUT i now know what it is like to watch a lady puke...i dont htink i have ever seen anyone puke like amy...i even told her in the car while there were three cars behind us waiting for her to turn or move the car that "i have never seen anyone puke as beautifully as you"
yes that is right...i have seen plenty throw up but never seen someone just bend over, let loose and then spit and come up looking like nothing happened...it was crazy...if i hadnt just heard it with my own ears i would never have believed that she had puked! im in awe of the master...cause man you do NOT want to see me puke...it sooooo aint pretty! so anyway she pukes a couple times and then some turdbucket honk's thier horn...like they cant see her with the car door open puking! anyrate she just nochalantly closes the car door and turns out onto antioch and takes me to my car and says bye...weird...all this time im feeling just fine...no problems, im thinking that its just her...yeah well i get home and my tummy starts to rumble...yeah...i dunno what happened to that turkey but it was mad at someone or something!
the moral of the story is dont eat free food if its turkey and if you have to be near someone who is puking, make sure its amy cause its virtually painless!
(feel better amy!)