finally! quotable quotes

"i am such a man that i don't have to poop...i dont know where it goes...but i don't have to poop."

"man college was good for something, i mean who'd have guessed we got him a prostitute and then later that evening he himself was up there on the bar naked...dancing..."

"well maybe i should go then...cause then i could REALLY celebrate!"

"they kept saying legs together and bend just a little!"

"i've just learned that i don't have a placenta!"

"FLUID SAC!!!!!!!!!"

"i don't think i payed for my potatoes!"

"well actually what's funny is i know TWO guys who drank pee...but this guy actually drank his own pee!"

"chuck norris!"

"the babies are going to be beautiful!"

"weird?! like you can talk!"

"all i need is six inches!"

"look! i changed it to spanish!"

"i looked like two sausages stuffed into a shirt!"

ok i think that that is all for now and a big big thank you to aaron for a large chunk of that...you are tinkeriffic! tee hee!