you know you belong in third grade when...

everything during the day has been about farts or farting or some other sort of bathroom humor that you find absolutely hillarious. um yeah...im twenty six years old and i still laugh at fart sounds, i laugh at bathroom humor jokes (loudly and for long often extended periods of time) and i found nothing funnier today well...ok i did but get to that in a sec...than the oprah show today with oprah talking about farts and poop and what normal looks like, smells like, and etc. and so forth...it was fabulous! (as well as informative). ok so the one thing i found funnier than oprah trying to explain that if you talk about farting and poop with integrity that its ok and grown up was comming accross this ad on my myspace, its one of those blah blah blah click here things and you know if you do you'll be upset you did in like 0.5 sec. because it either will take eons to load or it will crash your computer due to the amount of pop up ads it would stir up, or it will be nothing pertaining to the ad at all...ok well the ad essentially says this:

the
fart
button

(arrow pointing down to a picture of a big red button)

(below the big red button an arrow pointing up to it)

PRESS IT

(in little bitty print underneath)
you know you want to

and then at the bottom is an option for sound on or sound off!!!!


i mean what torture! i know full well that i should not at all deal with it in the least but something is really tugging at me to push the freakin button! i wanna push it! i think especially since i am for some really sad reason hoping that it would make a wonderfully horrible sound...ok so exactly how immature is that? um yeah...so im gonna go be a third grader and push it and will report back (hopefully) assuming my computer doesnt crash or any other strange phenomenon. there is just something about someone goading me into stuff that just aint right but it seems to work more than i want it to! hmmm a point to ponder....